CrAzY "QuOtEs"

A friend was just sharing with me from a site he found that had crazy made up quotes & cliches. For some reason this seemed like a challenge to make up a few of my own. {My apologies in advance. I just couldn't help myself.} Here goes:

• Where there's a whale, there's a way! - Jonah
• Have gum, will travel. - Airline passenger
• Beauty is in the eye of the brush holder. - Monet
• Bring on the pain. - Marquis De Sade
• The gas is always greener on the ethanol side. - Earl Coryell, original developer of "corn alcohol gasoline".
• I've got more guitars than you can shake a pick at. - Eric Clapton
• Nothing nude under the sun. - sign on a beach
• The old gray hare just ain't what he used to be. - Bugs Bunny
• Out with the old, in with the few. - G.R. Wagoner, Jr. CEO-General Motors